I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
Got Mike
He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
So im like fuck critics you can kiss our whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if we don't play they show
They don't play out hits well we don't give a shit SO
All these rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches nigga I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
(everything that you say to me
takes me one step closer to the edge.....and im about to break
i need a little room to breath
cause im one step closer to the edge
and im about to.....)
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know what I'm stoppin you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"You was doin fifty five in a fifty four,
Liscense and regestration and step out of the car,
You carryin a weapon on you I know alot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"oh Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"
Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
everything that you say to meeeeee, i got 99problems but a bitch aint 1
and im about to break.
i needa little room to breeeeath, i got 99problems but a bitch aint 1
and im about to break.
everything that you say to meeeeee, i got 99problems but a bitch aint 1
and im about to break.
i needa little room to breeeeath, i got 99problems but a bitch aint 1
and im about ta...........BREAK.
jump
kick' up
Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up,(that is boring) shut up,(that is boring) shut up(that is boring)
Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up,(that is boring) shut up,(that is boring) shut up(that is boring) SHUT UUUP
everything that you say to meeeeee, i got 99problems but a bitch aint 1
and im about to break.
i needa little room to breeeeath, i got 99problems but a bitch aint 1
and im about to break.
everything that you say to meeeeee, i got 99problems but a bitch aint 1
and im about to break.
i needa little room to breeeeath, i got 99problems but a bitch aint 1
and im about ta........
everything you say to me
takes me one step closer to the edge and im about to break.
i need a little room to breath
cause im one step closer to the edge and im about to break.
everything you say to me
takes me one step closer to the edge and im about to break.
i need a little room to breath
cause im one step closer to the edge and im about to........
that was UNNNGH
(laughing)
PEACEEEEEE (echo's)
