Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz,
Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie
Morticia Adams, Aunt Esther,
Sweet Polly Purebread, Natasha
Mrs. MacGillicuddy
How Could She?
Ginger, Mary Anne, MRs. Howell
Samantha Stevens, Lieuteniant Uhura,
Judy Jetson
Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz
Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster,
Rhoda, Penny Robinson
How could she?
Why don't you love me anymore?
Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed
No recourse except for the celluloid
in my heart, I know you are not real
Though in mind, suspect you still can feel
Walt Disney or Hanna-Barbera
Black or White, Stunning Technicolor
Warner Brothers and the A.A.P.
I've become addicted to TV
Crissy snow, Catwoman, Creepela,
Weezie Jefferson, Betty Rubble, Little Cindy WHo
Penelope Pitshop, Lois Lane
Vanna White, Wonder Woman,
Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo
How Could she?
Why Don't You love me anymore?
How could You?
