Well I'm bored and I'm stupid
And I think I wanna kill someone
Well I got the recipe
Gonna follow all the instructions
Take a pinch of salt
A fresh bullet and a gun... Oh yeah
I hope you got yourself an appetite
The first bites gonna blow your mind
Get yourself a slice of murder pie
Peter Piper picked a pepper
But he's a fucking bumb
And I've got a sweet tooth for
Chaos and destruction
I've got a recipe that will
Make Betty Crocker cum
Because I bake my pies down in hell
Not in the oven... Oh yeah