W: weikie
J: johnny (interviewer)
J: hello Im johnny and I thought we were going to do the
Interview at your place.
W: well, hello there well, actually this is my place. now just
Come in and lets sit down over there.
J: yeah but werent we going to do photographs as well?
W: you mean uh well whats the big deal? lets just go for it.
J: well, its just that its a bit bloody smokey in here. I cant see
A thing.
W: oh, alright we can open a window. we might get rid of the
Smell as well I guess.
J: ah, hey your english is coming along pretty good. its not
Bad.
W: oh, oh yeah. thank you, thanks. but I know much people
Say that.
J: ah, um, is this me? can we get started now or are we just
Gonna fuckin keep talking like this?
W: right but please, before, let me play a little piece to you.
Its a new track I wrote. its inspired by kiss you know. you
Know kiss? they got that track called "rockn roll all night"
And so I thought Id do one called "rock n roll all day". am
I not ingeniously?
J: well I suppose so but dont you think we should get.
W: you know I thought it could become real smashing hit. i
Think its great! hey come over here and Ill play it to you.
J: no, listen, listen a minute, listen would you like to get.
W: no wait. listen, this is the intro. now thats the intro. now
You listen ha ha.
W: oh, I sung it, I sung it my own cause its more original. great
Huh?
J: no, no, no, no, its quite interesting but come on.
W: oh wait, just listen.
J: urghh!
W: cool!
J: yes michael but dont you think we have to.
W: wait, here comes to the chorus coming right up. this as
We say in german will be a milestone in gemman rock history.
Here the chorus. there, there it goes.
J: michael! michael! Im sorry but it s not really..
W: what. what. ok stop!
J: michael, michael dont you think we should um..
W: oh wait wait, wait, wait. Ill wind it a bit ahead you know,
And Ill play you the solo part and because its the best solo i
Ever played, you know.
J: jesus, God damn it! I really dont think that we have the time
To do this.
W: um, ok, ok. you will hear it anyway, a thousand times
When its a, when it s a hit! youll, youll hear it on every radio
Station and on video! well how do you like it, its a great track
Isn it and I like the iyrics cause I wrote them and theyre quite
Rock n roll huh?
J: well actually michael, Im really sorry but I dont really like
It. its not really.
W: well, maybe you didnt listen properly I could maybe
Change the lyrics here or there, but it s really kiss!
J: no, no.
W: listen, Ill play it to you once more and then youll admit
That its really. no?
J: no, not at all. just look. I dont care how many times you
Play this crap to me, it still sucks!
W: oh?
J: and anyway, I mean, oh jesus, Im gonna go away and
Interview roland. I mean, jesus, what a bunch of fuckin
Bullocks.
J: what a fuckin bunch of bullocks!
W: um, well so, whats wrong with him? maybe next time i
Should do it with someone from kerrang.
